This is how to find your wife, in the busiest shopping mall on Black Friday. Follow these instructions, the technique never fails.
- Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store.
- Say to her, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?’
- The pretty girl will ask: ‘Why?’
- You reply: ‘Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materializes out of thin air.’
Ok, don’t hurt each other stampeding for the domains below!
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